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  • May 18th, 2009

    episode 30. swedish penis pole.

    What’s up all you peeking peepsters?! We have a very penile episode for you this week with a whopping TWO guest hosts: Jassi (from Sweden) and Farshad (Marc’s younger, but cooler brother). We’re told a delightful little story about Swedish penis poles of fertility, we hear a little ditty about three donkeys eating grass, and we give thanks to Aly’s boyfriends for finally doing something about all that junk in the trunk. Enjoy peeps!


    MP3 File

    here are the artists featured in this week’s show, in order of appearance (least myspace friends to most myspace friends) …

    emilia dahlin - black sheep MARC
    the peekers - be love ASHLEY
    beerjacket - violent ALY
    smokers die younger - telemark ASHLEY
    john gold - ghetto MARC
    christian kjellvander - poppies and peonies JASSI
    hoffmaestro & chraa - highwayman JASSI
    hollywood holt - hollywood MARC
    the whispertown 2000 - atlantis ASHLEY
    jolie holland - palmyra ALY
    locksley - for you ALY
    lykke li - dance, dance, dance JASSI
    April 29th, 2009

    3 Out Of 5 Dental Hygienists Agree: Chewing This Column Will Probably Not Do Wonders For Your Teeth

    or, Regards, Dieon Sanders, but this is the real SHOWTIME.

    By Ryan Schreiber

    The World Is Mine

    I have something to admit. One of my top five favorite movies on all time is “Scarface” (the 1983 version with Al Pacino, not the 1932 one with Paul Muni). With Miami as the backdrop, the movie opens in 1980 when Fidel Castro allowed thousands of Cubans to immigrate to the United States. Many of those who emigrated were ex-convicts. That part is true. It’s during this exodus that Tony Montana, the movie’s protagonist, comes to Miami. Himself a serious criminal, Tony finds his way into a life of crime in the US. A graphic tale of his meteoric rise to the top of the cocaine trade, “Scarface” uses all the tools of the proverbial trade: sex, drugs, murder, and mayhem. Of course, I am not the only one who reacts favorably to this movie. According to the movie’s Wikipedia page (which I totally trust), the film has been recognized as one of the greatest of all time.

    Actually, I guess it’s not that surprising that I like “Scarface” after all. You’re probably wondering where I’m going with this, right?

    Okay, I have something else to admit. I’m white, middle-class, and was raised in suburbia but I LOVE hip-hop. I don’t mean pop-hop (if you will), I mean real true hip-hop. Also, you should know, I totally thought I made that term up until I googled it and found out that I did not, in fact, make it up.

    I’m willing to bet it’s not terribly surprising to you that I love hip-hop, but that you are left with a strange feeling about it. That it’s just not “right” for someone like me to really and truly love hip-hop. When I started listening to hip-hop, it was more surprising for me to like it than it is now. Even so, the sentiment still persists that there is just something amiss when someone of a pale persuasion is genuinely interested in hip-hop as a genre.

    When MC Hammer started to reach a broader appeal, he became too “white” to rap “purists”. I will be honest – I have never understood why hip-hop has been “off-limits” to large portions of the population. I never wasted too much time thinking about it, though, until a few days ago.

    The wheels began to turn a little a few months ago when I went to see “Notorious” (on opening day and the earliest showing I could find in my area). I was supremely excited for a movie that I thought was so overdue; so much so that I went alone because no one else wanted to go at 10:30 in the morning. Of course, I enjoyed the film (despite some of its major flaws). As in real life, Christopher Wallace is killed. As in real life, I cried a little. After the funeral back in Brooklyn, his mother, Voletta Wallace, is in the back of a limousine driving down some of the same streets where she and her son lived most of their lives. She finds the streets full of people. She finds people hanging out the windows to get a glimpse of her and her son as they process through the streets. Instead of an outpouring of mourning, Voletta finds a celebration. She rolls her window down and hears the city exalting the memory and talent of her son. That’s when Voletta said what really struck me: Biggie touched the lives of all these people because he was a great storyteller.

    Christopher Wallace’s rise to fame as The Notorious B.I.G. was meteoric. In a few short years he went from crack dealer to multi-platinum multi-millionaire. His vehicle to the top was an ability to rhyme like no one before (or since, in my opinion). He transformed “the game” by his ability as a storyteller. His stories featured all the tools of the proverbial trade: sex, drugs, murder, and mayhem.

    I recognize that there are differences between movies and music. Of course, Christopher Wallace was both artist and subject. His work was, in some ways, a self portrait. Obviously the same is not true for a movie like “Scarface”. I understand why urban culture would relate to hip-hop, that is not my point. My point is that, like a movie such as “Scarface” (or even one like “Transformers”), hip-hop depicts a reality. If they depict that reality well, the subject matter becomes accessible to the audience.

    In other types of artistic expression we exalt the ability of the artist to depict the “everyman”. Someone who is simultaneously nothing like us, but embodies the things that we all see in ourselves. Not everything in every Biggie song happened to him, or even to someone else, but The Notorious B.I.G. as a narrator was unparalleled. The Notorious B.I.G. was a character whose story included some truth, and some fantasy. The Notorious B.I.G. as a narrator guided (and guides) us through the story like Homer guided his listeners through the journey of Odysseus in the Odyssey, or like Al Pacino and Brian De Palma guided us through the rise and fall of Tony Montana. Just because some of us cannot relate to the particular struggle, he embodies many of the everyman characteristics we relate to in Scarface, or Odysseus.

    This is true for all of hip-hop. The artists, like artists of other form, either depict a reality that is relatable or not. I recognize that there is more truth in their expression than in many others, but that should not take it away from me. I should still be able to love it openly and freely without judgment….. haters.

    This column has been brought to you by the letter C as in “Colleen Jakey” (and has been inspired by the same).

    April 22nd, 2009

    SXSW 09.

    Below is a compilation video of some of the highlights from our trip to Austin. And just when you think it can’t get any better, we tell you that there are individual performances and interviews coming soon. Can you handle all of this?


    SXSW 2009. from aly carr on Vimeo.

    April 22nd, 2009

    episode 29. christopher kevin.

    Yay! Another Merry Andrews Session! This time we bring you, all the way from Phoenix, Arizona, Christopher Kevin and his sexy music. Enjoy!

    April 22nd, 2009

    The Silent Years: Show Review.

    By GEOFF KOCH

    The Silent Years
    @ Cicero’s
    St. Louis, Missouri
    03-14-09

    Josh Epstein certainly has a way with words. From the first song of their set, I could be like you, but I don’t want to (Out Into The Wild), The Silent Years captured the audience. And they’d hold onto them for the rest of the night with a mixture of well-placed crowd involvement with well-crafted (if not profound) songs. Most of this Detroit band’s set tonight was taken from The Globe, their 2008 full-length effort on First Date Records.

    Their live show does their recordings justice, and we all know those sad stories of bands we love on cd who, when we go see them live, leave us disappointed or wanting more. The Silent Years are sitting on big handfuls of songs that embody everything that is good in songwriting. Everything from lush song structures, to layered instrumentation ranging from string sections bellying up to brilliant lyrics, then on to tribal, epic rhythm sections commanding your attention. The brilliant part about The Silent Years is that all of these things they do that make songs great happens in nearly every one of their songs, and they’re able to reproduce them live.

    I went into the show thinking I’d come away with a show review, now after seeing them and listening to The Globe on repeat for the past week, I’ve found myself unable to separate the two. I keep thinking about how much fun it was for them to pass out noise makers to the crowd and let us have at it during Sharks. The crowd being invited onstage and the band moving to the floor of Cicero’s for Four Non-BlondesWhat’s Up? was fun without being over the top.

    The overwhelming theme from the night that I keep coming back to is that all of the songs they play are necessary. I did keep waiting for a natural lull in the set when energy gets taken down to be built back up again at the end. It never happened, and I think it’s because that’s what happens when a band is real-deal, solid from front to back. They present a series of songs so strong that each one of them is able to stand on their own. Very impressive to come across a band that doesn’t have to rely on the token one or two focal-point songs of the night, because every song they play is relevant.

    You can buy The Silent Years’ most-recent CD ‘The Globe’ on Amazon.com, and you can check them out for yourself at www.myspace.com/thesilentyears and www.thesilentyears.com.

    April 22nd, 2009

    for anyone that loved The Format.

    We just stumbled upon an inside look at the career of The Format. Written by former manager, Tom Gates, he relives the night that he learned the band was breaking up.

    “I used to manage a band called The Format. They ceased to exist one year ago today. It was a 4.9 quake in the grand scheme of the music world, causing damage to only poorly constructed buildings over small regions. The truly scary thing is that it didn’t occur anywhere near a fault line - not a single soul predicted it, let alone those of us who had built a house on top of the ground that ended up splitting in two.” (to continue reading click here.)